Home away from HAUM
No Performance. No hustle. No inbox.
SEP 17 – 20, 2026 | CENTRAL COAST, CA
Home away from HAUM
No Performance. No hustle. No inbox.
SEP 17 – 20, 2026
CENTRAL COAST, CA
Four days in the woods. No performance. No hustle. No inbox. You, your body, and the space to finally land.
The Truth About This Retreat : This is an arrival to yourself.
Sure, there’s yoga twice a day, because yoga is how we create containers for the messy, real, beautiful work of being human. But that’s not why you’re coming.
You’re coming because:
You’re ready to pause.
You’re ready to rest.
You’re looking to notice.
You’re coming because some part of you remembers what it feels like to simply be, and you want that back. Four days.
No agenda but presence. No goal but landing in your own body.
Our promise to you;
a message from your guides
JUAN AYALA
“I am excited to help support you in choosing pause, time, and joy. If you go on this retreat you are already choosing to pause. Once we are there choosing time allows it to slow down, it even feels like it stops. Then joy becomes second nature, we don’t even notice we are choosing laughter, smiles, and deep exhales. My promise is to be there with you when joy chooses you back.”
ROSA LYNLEY
“You can expect a safe container to get exactly what you need. That could look like rest, laughter, movement, or just a big dose of stillness in nature. Retreats like these are so important to give yourself a sustained break from overstimulation and allow your natural rhythms to reemerge.“
ALEX HOLIDAY
“You might arrive feeling tight, tired, a little overstimulated, like your system hasn’t had a real exhale in a while. And then, slowly, something loosens. Your breath deepens. Time stretches. The edges soften. You remember what it feels like to move at the pace of your own body, not the world’s demands. During our retreat, rest isn’t something you earn, it’s something you return to. You’re held without needing to perform. Quiet without loneliness. Open without effort. You may not leave as a different person. But you’ll leave as yourself, unrushed, unguarded, and a little more whole.“
JUAN AYALA
“I am excited to help support you in choosing pause, time, and joy. If you go on this retreat you are already choosing to pause. Once we are there choosing time allows it to slow down, it even feels like it stops. Then joy becomes second nature, we don’t even notice we are choosing laughter, smiles, and deep exhales. My promise is to be there with you when joy chooses you back.”
ROSA LYNLEY
“You can expect a safe container to get exactly what you need. That could look like rest, laughter, movement, or just a big dose of stillness in nature. Retreats like these are so important to give yourself a sustained break from overstimulation and allow your natural rhythms to reemerge.“
ALEX HOLIDAY
“You might arrive feeling tight, tired, a little overstimulated, like your system hasn’t had a real exhale in a while. And then, slowly, something loosens. Your breath deepens. Time stretches. The edges soften. You remember what it feels like to move at the pace of your own body, not the world’s demands. During our retreat, rest isn’t something you earn, it’s something you return to. You’re held without needing to perform. Quiet without loneliness. Open without effort. You may not leave as a different person. But you’ll leave as yourself, unrushed, unguarded, and a little more whole.“
ACCOMMODATION
COMMUNAL
A shared space with six beds. It has a shared bathroom. The capacity for communal space is 6 guests.
Price: $1,700 per person.
LOFT
A shared space with 2 twin bedrooms. A Maximum of 4 guests.
Price: $1,700 per person.
SUITE
A private space that has a Queen bed, good for a couple or besties!
Price: $2,295 per person.
BARN 1 & 2
A private space that has a Queen bed and a shared bathroom.
Price: $2,295 per person.
BARN SUITE
A King-sized bedroom that has a private suite, including a shared bathroom.
Price: $2,695 per person.
ACCOMMODATION
COMMUNAL
A shared space with six beds. It has a shared bathroom. The capacity for communal space is 6 guests.
Price: $1,700 per person.
LOFT
A shared space with 2 twin bedrooms. A Maximum of 4 guests.
Price: $1,700 per person.
SUITE
A private space that has a Queen bed, good for a couple or besties!
Price: $2,295 per person.
BARN 1 & 2
A private space that has a Queen bed and a shared bathroom.
Price: $2,295 per person.
BARN SUITE
A King-sized bedroom that has a private suite, including a shared bathroom.
Price: $2,695 per person.